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Im 25 myself. I dont think any of my buddies date anymore. They just go OT at work and smash escorts 

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I'm on my bed since morning, unusually lazy Sunday. Any advice how to finally kick start my day?

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The ROI for a sex robot in old age is clear according to my analysis and calculations. With a sex robot, you stay in your own home, keep control of your daily life, and get consistent companionship and intimacy. She can also help with everyday tasks so you don't need any outsiders. Without one, you’ll actually spend more money on retirement homes, nurses, or assisted living... where you lose independence, get told what to do, and still have zero sex life. So sex robot isn’t a luxury in old age ... it’s a smarter financial decision and a quality-of-life investment.

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lol commodities or delta neutral options on any other market… No one with any creativity is trapped lol

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Did you catch any diseases

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Get used to it. By any chance that will not be the last of your losses. You cannot always eake in profits at the market, stocks are not risk-free investments. If you chose your trades with due diligence and apply your individual risk preferences (be honest with yourself in this regard), it's the best you can do.

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Its not because of any of the other dunce shit, its because big money had already pumped the shit out of everything else. Google/Oracle were last on the rotation list.

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