I'm about to withdrawal on my inhereted IRA so I can use margin and specifically, unsettled funds. The tax hit is going to suck. (an extra 10%). Hitting submit is a yolo right, and makes me truly belong here?

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What kind of shitty company is Disney? I hit unsubscribe and get an error that it doesn’t work now. Then I hit pause and that works just fine, how convenient for them.

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Discovered a new way of making money: I go to into this thing called an "office" and sit at a "cubicle" and write "emails" for 8 hours, five days a week. Every two weeks money shows up in my bank account. Anyone ever try this?

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The year is 2044. The Metaverse has finally taken hold over corporate normalcy. You hop out of bed at 6:30am Monday in a panic having overslept, because even though 99% of employees now work from home, you are still expected to Meta-commute to your Meta-office job which is a 2-hour Meta-drive away. You skip breakfast, knowing your passion for the job is the only sustenance you really need. You rush to boot up your computer and log into the Metaverse, slipping on your corded Metagoggles (required to ensure you never leave your desk without clocking out) and waddle your Wii-avatar to your car. Luckily, Tesla released a new Meta-car that has (almost) Full Self Driving for only an extra 600 credits a month, so you can somewhat relax on your 2-hour Meta Freeway drive. For some reason, extra traffic was programmed in today to spice up user engagement, so you pull into the Meta-parking lot 5 minutes late. You see your Optimus-skinned boss hovering over your cubicle, waiting for you. It's hard to tell from a distance, as it's impossible to express facial cues in Meta until a future patch, but you're sure he's pissed. It's going to be a long day...

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The death of an empire. Fascinating time.

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We NEED an update on intel nana guy this is peak entertainment, he is now breakeven what are his thoughts

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Do you even have any inkling of an idea of what Bitcoin mining even is? How it works? How miners profit? You’re throwing away 500k that generates a 20k income on an assumed 4% annual performance btw At least they’re fucking shares. At least they’re shares.

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Dump right back to where we opened...needed that dump an hr ago. Fml

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What an incredible run, very impressive, rare to see in an ISA. Please don't let it disappear - looking at that stock's history, it's been a wild ride and it could go anywhere tomorrow. I'd chuck at least £300k of that into something much safer, that's your financial security sorted for life. The pain of that evaporating will be devastating. And you'll still have loads of skin in the game. (This is all assuming you're not 80 y/o and/or already a millionaire!).

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snap is such an easy win, and I've been saying this all week. get in before it's too late

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