Holy shit sell it al!

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Al-Qaeda did change World Trading Center forever so I think it's partially true

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Honestly, I prefer fat Al Roker.

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Peanut oil? Is Al Gore your grill master? Did Greta Thunberg get elected Supreme Emperor? Has Maitreya returned to the Earth? Around these parts we deepfry Turkey in pure Grade-A Saudi Arabian Crude Oil

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Gonna name my son Al Gorithm so he becomes the best trader ever

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To al the bers defending the line at 681,50 fuck off, go home

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Fuk al bol.

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Read in old Al Pacino voice.

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Yes and no. Yes, AI companies are resorting to illusion and inbreeding to create “value”, but this is the way companies are valued now, based on future valuations, which are mostly subjective and based on accounting gymnastics. It’s an oligarchy of quasi-monopolies. No because it’s useless to try and predict when it all unravels. Even Burry et al had to hold their conviction for years until the mortgage derivative market collapsed, and they had all the insider info. They knew the data but couldn’t change sentiment at the institutional level. The implosion could be sudden or gradual. Trim your winnings and DCA into indices that temper the volatility.

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Ow, my SPY puts. God, I hate this f\*cking country. Do you know if all of you chickensh\*t civilians who didn't fight in the 9/11 Terror wars were dead, then I wouldn't be a homeless Veteran? You, the American People, all you f\*cking cowards forever crowing about how brave and tough you are, you are what stands between me and a home. If you were all dead, I could live wherever I want. Al Kay Duh should've crashed their planes into the f\*cking stock exchange. F\*ck all these stupid f\*cking boomer politicians. F\*ck I hate this country. May God destroy all of you before you torture one more Veteran with homelessness for decades as you did me, you spoiled selfish f\*cking capitalist cowards.

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