I got leaps and CSPs. CSPs are expiring worthless (woot!) which means I just pocket the premiums for selling 69 puts :D

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Wanted: post mastectomy woman with D cup

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I just want her D cup on my faces

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It has already happened before. Franklin D Roosevelt used a wheelchair. They just didn't have phones back then for the staff who hated him to take pictures and spread the fact.

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Gold 🚀:D

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What did Cinderella do when she got to MSTR? Edit: She gagged so hard she turned *magenta* Edit: the fun part is that this could be a bull or bear statement. Shrek D if literal. Bad taste if figurative. Edit: the recent modifications that force text formatting is particularly unfriendly to comedic timing.

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*Just did a quick look on indicators* * Fear greed on 46 * SMDM: S-0.39, D-0.73 * Bond yields rising * Oil continuing downward trend for the week * Shitcorn either slowly recovering or dead cat bounce * Big indices closing close to open levels (again) while individuals are taking big swings **Yup, still not touching this shit sandwich, guess we'll see what happens next week.** # (╭ರ _ •́ )

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>If I told you my returns you wouldn’t believe me anyway. Try me. How big is your bank roll and what is your approximate CAGR over what time period. >No, $40bn in RMP will not push markets up. OK now we getting somewhere =D. If we hit 7200 by July next year and 7500 by EOY 2026 will you admit you are wrong? Because if the true purpose of RMP is a tactical and non-technical program to save us from draining reserves (which I disagree with and showed stabilization without RMP), then RMP alone will not prevent a crash. >It’s a drop in the bucket, and is targeting inflationary assets rather than equity assets. This is actually false. For a second I thought you had an econ background or something. Of course it impacts equities in a multitude of ways. Financial markets are deeply interconnected. If an explosion of a big borrower suddenly drained liquidity from credit markets it would also have an effect on equities. Not only does asset purchases give liquidity to credit markets immediately and expands cash in the system that goes into equities, it also stimulates the economy, funds AI expansion, etc.

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I fking knew spy hitting ath ah was some small d energy

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'When it does'. So every run up since late August= 4 months now just about.  Tacos market is a K. Its a fraud. 5% stocks keep it up at any time. But if any of those dip, it crashes right back down bc the other 95% go nowhere. But when D needs the polls up, he'll meet with the CEOs to see if he can manipulate the only good thing it seems he has going to new highs.

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