Chipotle is so bland now. Back 15 years ago in college they were good and I never felt ripped off price or portion-size wise. I recall spending the extra big money to get barbacoa, which was made in store then and much tastier, for $5.50.

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Which one of you bought 11.5 M of vix calls like 15 min ago for December

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oracle is only up 7% from 3 months ago, it was +32% from that pump... that's fucking crazy.

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> The need for ever growing profits means eventually something has to give. Damn I wonder if anyone ever talked about this 160 years ago

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They were foaming at the mouths 2 hours ago

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I bought calls 3 weeks ago and have been buying since then and the shit I buy refuses to go up LMAO

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The fact that we’re above pre china trade war tweets a couple weeks ago is hilarious

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Jim Cramer on CAVA, 22 hours ago: >"I think you gotta buy the stock at $62." CAVA: $54.70, down 9.5% since yesterday.

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I thought about taking a shit ton of ketchup at a wendys a few months ago, figured I'd get more for my dollar and be able to not buy a bottle of ketchup for a little bit. I didn't do it and then found out that Heinz is owned by Berkshire Hathaway and became disappointed that I hadn't 

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I assure you they get back to same prices from $10 years ago, the stock will go parabolic. People will literally stop eating at home to buy chipotle, sales will go through the roof and they still make a profit. Company will keep dipping if they continue like this.

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