The year is 2035, and Elon Musk, a man whose net worth now funds a small galaxy, truly embraces the "Musk-eteer" aesthetic. He strides into the annual Tesla Trillionaire Gala wearing a solar-powered spacesuit-tuxedo hybrid complete with cryogenic cod piece that keeps is genitals at an optimal temperature for adding to his brood of 97 children. Having not only conquered the electric car market but also diversified into AI-powered robotic butlers named "Optimus Prime Rib" and a brand of artisanal Mars-grown potato chips ("Potat-Oh My God!"), his wealth clock ticks over the trillion mark. The celebration is briefly interrupted when his self-driving roadster, which now flies and doubles as a DJ booth, starts playing the Macarena at ear-splitting volume, forcing the world's elite to briefly mute their cybernetic air pods. Elon, however, remains utterly unfazed, simply tweeting, "The rhythm section needs more thrust. #T-1000000000000" before accidentally activating his jetpack inside the ballroom.
It seems like Yahoo finance should not be able to have these AI updates under stocks that are completely fake. Like randomly talking about earnings (when it's not earnings) making up something about the C suite leaving, all kinds of weird and complete nonsense.
AMONG ALL fcking stocks i could of bought PUTS for , i picked t the ONLY GREEN ONE And it doesnt fcking budge from +5% , $MP. SPY is down like -1.2% , all MAG7 and big stocks down. It was down -8% yesterday in AH.