What’s scary is that I c that downtrend. I c that VIX holding 20. I c the market selling off. And I still long knowing that there’ll be a bounce. I hate how I’ve been conditioned cause I know one of these days it won’t happen and I’ll blow up my account again. 🥶

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*On conference call with the C-suite in a different time zone* *I’m on the toilet playing Tetris on my phone with the call in the background* *I think the call is muted* Some C-Suite dork: “So as we move into the next quarter, I think we’ll need to double down on—“ Me: “Groaaan” *plop* (*Gets Tetris I wanted in that exact moment*) “Ohhh my goood I got you fucker” CEO: “Who was that?? WHO WAS THA—“ Me: *Hangs up call*

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C-suit compensation

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NVDA 190 C 21 Nov 195 C 21 Nov 180 P 21 Nov NVDA plan going into earnings

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Lulu please. Please. I’m doomed. 175 Friday c

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I’d consider moving to T-Mobile if they weren’t hacked on what feels like a weekly basis.

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P R I C E | D I S C O V E R Y

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As I'm seeing more and more companies perform "cost saving measures" while boosting C-Level pay/benefits, I'm starting to suspect that the products and services we use are just gonna get shittier and shittier. Capitalism BABYYY

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There's no 420 c for 12/5. How TF did you buy that?

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This. I swapped to T-Mobile when I moved and it was alright but I got poor reception in buildings. When it came time to upgrade T-Mobile didn’t have any discounts on equipment so I swapped back to Verizon hoping that the coverage would be as good as I remembered. It’s not. As soon as my equipment discounts have paid off my phones I’m swapping. There have been multiple network outages for Verizon in just the last few months.

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