Didn't take any trades today. Slept in a bit, then spent the rest of the morning putting the Christmas tree up. Least stressful morning of my week tbh.

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I trust you bro Edit: in other words: puts

Do I regret not buying some cheap PSTG calls? Methinks yes

lol i never said I was smart. I will not edit/correct as I am what I am.

Santa Baby put more volume under the tree for me 🎶

No wonder some of yous build your entire personality around 0dtes I just bought a quick one and its up 80% Edit -10% now because i was clowning instead of selling

How much can I get for a gently used Christmas tree?

you will be forced to buy 100 shares. the best practice is usually selling the contract 40-60 days before to collect the money the theta would have destroyed. this way you will be able to not only buy the underlying asset but also earn a little more money. it should work this way but i only know the theory, i've never traded options. edit: but when you are deep in the money the theta is so small that owning your option contract basically equals owning 100 units of the underlying asset.

Bought 0DTE SPY puts at open; thought I was retarded. Days without being retarded so far: 1 Edit: yes, I sold like 10 minutes ago lol

They dead. 💀 edit: Fuck Ellison. Satan incarnated.

edit: yes not feeling good about from now on for the near term

How are the Christmas presents at Dollar Tree?

Don’t worry bulls you’ll still get two pencils and one doll under the tree this Christmas LMAO

The fuck? My God!! You are scaring me bro Edit : $85 max