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Comment Volume (7 days)
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Total Comments on 4chan's biz



Recent Comments

I wouldn't fight either one, but with the bull, you can at least climb the nearest tree and be safe.
about 20 hours ago
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I sold all my stocks a few days ago for some reason and now I can finally pay back Nessy that tree fitty
1 day ago
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Ok go ahead. Just saying it’s much easier to just use a tool to generate or edit than trying to get AI to slop its way to look exactly the same.
1 day ago
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Lol ok. It is just a link to a story about one that sold. Just proof that they exist. Edit, was just too lazy to type Antique something something newsletter.
1 day ago
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The bestest. (Uh, I can't edit it)
1 day ago
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Were you managing your own portfolio in late-2008, early-2009? Edit: If so, where did you put your money?
1 day ago
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While your portfolios are getting wiped, I've been doubling with CRITICAL MINERALS. Spend the time this long weekend to do your research! Edit: since people asked: ABAT, UUUU, UURAF, WWR. Yes, you're still early. This is a massive macro change that will last for years.
1 day ago
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A SCOTUS ruling on this this year would be never before seen levels of speed. Expect April at the earliest, June more likely. They may issue an injunction on the tariffs, but imo that’s unlikely. If you’re trying to play on the SCOTUS ruling July calls is the play.  Edit: July calls purchased in March is the play, don’t let theta eat your return if there’s only a 10% or less chance of a ruling before April. It actually seems like a slam dunk that these will go down because only the liberal justices agree with the legal principles Trump is citing, and they’ll never rule in favor of this.  The conservatives ones have tons of jurisprudence to indicate that they’ve been wanting to smack down exactly this kind of executive action for a while. I think we have a chance of a per curiam, but it’s more probably gonna be 6-3 or 7-2 in favor of striking.
1 day ago
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*"For a good time, PM /u/DBCooper_OG. Tree Fiddy and a 4pc spicy chicken nugget will get him started and you finished."*
1 day ago
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I've yet to see anyone do anything with gold except make jewelry and coins that no one actually uses for purchases. Edit: Many of y'all are truly regarded to have missed what should have been obvious sarcasm in my reply to a comment about bitcoin not having any use while not understanding it is used just like gold as a financial asset.
1 day ago
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Friday was painful. I don’t have buying power but ended up closing some cash secured puts to release those funds and got some more Jan26 calls. Just adding to positions in RDDT, NBIS, ASTS and CRSP. Worried about Monday but confident November will be higher than October.
1 day ago
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if you’re talking about BTC, i’d honestly bust lol. A gamble i’d take. My old bustabit account has something like 900 billion USD played through when brought to current prices so i’ll gladly take a couple stacks and trade them for a few BTC if we ever see this price again edit: for clarification, meaning if i can ever even dream of seeing huge money like that again it’s a risk i’m willing to take lol. Esp considering the years I could’ve held. Catch 22, when it’s expensive nobody want it coz it’s expensive, when it’s cheap nobody wants it coz it’s cheap.
1 day ago
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I actually use Fidelity as my "mature" account with real shares for the long term so I don't know if I should do that lmao Anyways, how seamless is it for immature options trades? Is it plug and play like RH? Edit: Actually no, nvm Once I wanted to cash out on some RKLB gains and I had to wait like 4 days or something stupid to withdraw, this Monday to like Friday or something like that, by the time I got that cash I no longer needed it
1 day ago
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Bitcoin was at $8,000 at the start of 2020. Edit: Not sure what's with all the people calling me regarded then blocking me.
1 day ago
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Dollar tree? Dude how can you be that poor hanging around this sub?😄
1 day ago
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