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Recent Comments

I was mainly joking because yeah doesn’t really seem to trade that different or backtest well but, still hear the saying. Edit: Saw one source saying average .5% loss during that period
about 12 hours ago
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You said the one guy was selling cash secured puts... That has nothing to do with what happened Edit: I see you edited the comment to be correct now previously it showed puts, hence why you say cash secured calls. Nobody calls them that they're either naked calls or cash secured puts. I love how you edited your post and then give me shit for saying I'm wrong and regarded 😅
about 13 hours ago
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I’m writing a short story about a powerful dragon who got tricked by an evil witch queen into trading half his treasure hoard for a cursed golden ring. My wife has a masters degree in English Literature, so I asked her to edit it for me. She’s very angry for some reason.
about 14 hours ago
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Someone give me a number between 1 & 100 \[EDIT\] 17 won. First to repond. We punt 17k into 0dtes tomorrow. Thnx for playing
about 14 hours ago
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That missile Japan strategically placed would take ~18 minutes to get to the states. To shoot it down it has to be within 1500 miles, if there is time to react. This is a huge play of power on Taiwan. Edit: Medium range missles on Yonaguni Island (69 miles) NOT HVGP missles
about 15 hours ago
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🎼I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for meeeeee🎶 edit: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbmY58K6Xg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbmY58K6Xg)
about 15 hours ago
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Bro knows how to inspect element and edit
about 15 hours ago
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My guess is: T commits $2-5 trillion tomorrow for his Genesis Mission executive order, stocks moon for the rest of the year, then it gets struck down by a lawsuit in Jan and we crash for a while until the Fed turns the printers on in March. edit: I don't get the downvotes but whatever lol. Bers mad? Can't say T will do anything to make stocks go up? \*shrug\*
about 15 hours ago
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Selling naked calls is the most stupid option strategy there is, especially on a meme stock like this. Just don’t do it. Don’t even think about doing it. And the stock doesn’t need to run to infinity, if it even doubles or triples, which is common for meme stocks, you could suffer 1000%+ loss compared to the premium you got, or blow up your entire account. You’re essentially picking up pennies in front of a road roller. Not even stop loss orders will save you because the pump could happen after market. Just don’t. And don’t ask me how I know. Edit: Ok OP longs IBIT so it’s just a hedged long bitcoin trade + arbitrage. Congrats and well played!
about 16 hours ago
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I don’t understand what charts people are looking at here. It sounds like premarket is already open for google etc. but it ain’t, what am I missing. Edit: I know spy futures are open but why do people comment on Google etc.?
about 16 hours ago
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Buying 2 Google LEAPS on full margin this summer might be the most beneficial move i ever made The gains are coming from credit Edit: strikes are 150 and 160 for Jan 28
about 16 hours ago
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Yeah looks like your cat sprained its leg nothing on the x-ray that’ll be $900. -true story Edit not even emergency vet just crazy expensive
about 17 hours ago
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Is the article about NVDA buying its own chips and manipulating the "demand" true? If so...then NVDA gonna plummet the market tomorrow Edit; saw thay nvda had been buying its own stuff and creating a false "demand" for them. Anyone know if it's true?
about 17 hours ago
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Edit: Do you know that there’s a chance for you, cause there’s a spark in you, you just gotta ignite the light, and let it shine. Just do what makes you happy (as long as it doesn’t involve hurting others or their property)! Also, there are some silver foxes out there. Just look at Pierce Brosnon or Mads Mikkelson. (Not sure why I can only think of Bond actors, but I think the point stands).
about 17 hours ago
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They probably even *like* that shitty mashed sweet potato dish with marshmallows on it. Don’t get me wrong, sweet potatoes are dope but that is the worst Thanksgiving dish of all time. I’d have to be really fuking long term hypocaloric (like my double hulled canoe got blown off course during a storm and it took 60 days to reach Tahiti instead of the planned 30) to consume that garbage. Edit: dope flair BTW
about 18 hours ago
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